squidward-tortellini:

fuckin hero

15 hours ago |   ( 564280 )

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

18 hours ago |   ( 39082 )

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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18 hours ago |   ( 186541 )

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

18 hours ago |   ( 209933 )

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

image

18 hours ago |   ( 368209 )

1 day ago |   ( 171076 )

nevertookim:

« bonjour. »

1 day ago |   ( 3590 )

cupidsshotgun:

never forget the time a fan actually made alex gaskarth nervous enough to blush during a show.

1 day ago |   ( 10488 )

lovely-kittens:

after i start to really like a thing

image

2 days ago |   ( 139207 )

til-the-end-of-the-line-bucky:

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky

2 days ago |   ( 5840 )

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

2 days ago |   ( 244841 )

relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

2 days ago |   ( 30407 )
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